Smallville Season 1 Quotes
Pete: She wants to kill Lana?
Clark: Worse, she wants to become Lana.
Pete: So you're telling me that Tina Greer can bend her bones like a contortionist and become anybody she wants?
Clark: I saw it with my own eyes.
Pete: (laughs) I'm sorry. This is usually Chloe's territory. I cover girls, football, and general guy stuff; she does the "Tales of the Unexplained".
You came into my life, thinking you could shake me down 'cause I'm just some spoiled rich brat who needed his daddy's protection. Trust me - when I make things disappear, they stay buried.
Lex
Lex: If you walk out that door, I will make you disappear.
Reporter: What're you gunna do? You gunna have me killed?
Lex: (laughs) No. You'll be very much alive. But there'll be no evidence of your existence.
Reporter: What are you talking about?
Lex: Driver's license, passports, social security number, bank account, will all be erased. With one call, I can be sure that there will be no record that you actually walk this earth.
Reporter: You're bluffing.
Lex: Call your bank, see if your account still exists. That is, if your cell phone hasn't already been disconnected.
Pete, you throw that rubber spider at me again, and I'm going for my staple gun.
Chloe
Tina/Lana: It's like having a dual identity; there's the person everybody sees, and there's the person you want to be.
Clark: I know the feeling.
Tina/Lana: Clark, what are you doing?
Clark: I'm just trying to figure out how much change I have.
Tina/Lana: You could always take it out and count it.
Clark: Where's the fun in that?
I'd question your integrity, but you're a journalist.
Lex
Tina: What do you want me to say? You have the perfect life.
Lana: You want it? You can have it.
Lex: I promise I'm not a criminal mastermind.
Clark: I know; a criminal mastermind would have worn a mask.
I've seen some strange things in my life, but this definitely takes the cake...well, almost.
Jonathan
You go through life with a gift you have to keep a secret. When you see everyone around you being normal, you get jealous. You just want to be somebody else.
Clark
