Smallville Season 1 Quotes
Lex: I come bearing gifts.
Cassandra: So did the Greeks.
Clark: She saw it.
Nurse: Saw what?
Clark: Her future.
I once read about a rich man who survived a hotel fire. He hung onto the ledge for an hour before the fire department rescued him. Afterwards he bought the hotel...always stayed in the room. When they asked him why, he said he figured Fate couldn't find him twice.
Lex
Come on, Mrs. Kent. I'm too old for hide and seek.
Young Harry
You see, I don't want to do good things, I want to do great things.
Lex
Yeah, but we could have served our community by lifeguarding the girl's swim class at the Y, instead of hanging out with the denture crowd. I mean, what's the attraction?
Pete
Mr. Ross, if you want your fortune told, go to the circus.
Cassandra
Chloe: I'm swearing off men.
Clark: We're not all bad.
Pete: Maybe you should just swear off heat-sucking horn dogs.
Martha: The distributer gets 12.5.
Jonathan: Feed bill over 6 months at 5%
Martha: Plus the mortgage at 8.2 plus the harvester repairs gives us...
Clark: (instantly) $54,501.38.
Sean: If you want I could rub them for you; nothing heats up the body like friction.
Chloe: Wow. I can't believe you just delivered that line with a straight face.
I can't believe both your dates went straight to hell and I ended up with the limo.
Pete
Chloe: This is what I love about high school parties: people will gather anywhere as long as there's illegally purchased alcohol and even the slightest chance of hooking up.
