Cooper: You want to go ruin his day?
Lucero: Absolutely.

You better watch it buddy. Your mom's a tough lady.

Russell

Lucero: They were checking me out like crazy in there. Now I know what it's like to be a chick.
Cooper: If you want to be a chick that's a different bar.

Lucero: I didn't know.
Cooper: You won't be mistaken for Sherlock Holmes.

You've got a problem with gay people, that's your right, OK but I don't want to hear about it every day.

Cooper

Cops are suppose to hold the line between chaos and civilized society. Every now and then chaos gets the upper hand.

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