Spider: What, do you run ironman?
Sammy: No Spider. This is what happens when little gangster shitheads smoke cigarettes.

You know, Superboot. He may lose control of his prisoner, but there's never a hair out of place.


Why run when you can drive? One more thing they didn't teach you at the academy.


I caught a couple of scenes with Mutt and Jeff. I can't figure out which one's the bigger idiot.


Save the chivalry for Buckingham Palace. There's no place for it on the street.


Most of us go to work every day with a pretty good idea of what's going to happen. As Detective Bryant would be reminded today, cops never do.

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