Spider: What, do you run ironman?
Sammy: No Spider. This is what happens when little gangster shitheads smoke cigarettes.

You know, Superboot. He may lose control of his prisoner, but there's never a hair out of place.

John

Why run when you can drive? One more thing they didn't teach you at the academy.

John

I caught a couple of scenes with Mutt and Jeff. I can't figure out which one's the bigger idiot.

Chaz

Save the chivalry for Buckingham Palace. There's no place for it on the street.

John

Most of us go to work every day with a pretty good idea of what's going to happen. As Detective Bryant would be reminded today, cops never do.

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