Southland Quotes
Drop the lattes and get your narrow behinds out of your patrol cars.
Captain
It's a shame to break this up. I feel like the father in Footloose.
Sammy
Gonna shoot out the tires, TJ Hooker?
Jessica
Just head into the light, brother. Oh that's right there is no light where he's headed.
Dewey
I can see why you'd prefer jail.
John
My uncle Sid gets more action and he's on dialysis.
Ben
I don't thing your pilates teacher's opinion should get more weight than the surgeon general.
Sammy
Cops wake up different every morning from the rest of us. Our worst nightmare is just their Wednesday.
Narrator
Dewey: It's a sickness. It's deep down inside her genes.
Chickie: Well, she's deep down inside someone else's jeans right now.
And today is graduation day. Time to push our little boot ducklings out of the warm nest of their training officers.
Watch Commander
Who wants to come in store with scary, ugly, whore?
Store owner
You'll always be a baby to us.
Dewey
