Did they check you for rabies? You never know.

Tang

Do I think my partner should have tackled her? No. She should have shot her.

Cooper

Sometimes it feels like we're the only ones out here who aren't allowed to be idiots.

Cooper

Hey zip it up or I'll zip it for you and I'm not careful.

Tang

Sammy: So was it blondie last night or her more homely friend.
Ben: Both.

You stay behind us. No body gets hurt today. That's the rule.

Cooper

I haven't pulled on a uniform since we could still carry Mag lights.

Lydia

The average street cop in Los Angeles makes $75,000 a year. It's not enough.

Narrator

It's important to celebrate people while they're still here.

Tang

Pranking is an art form. You need to leave it to the pros.

Sammy

I got a lot of problems, kid. Being gay isn't one of them.

Cooper

Badge bunnies are predators. I don't go after them. They come after me.

Ben

Southland Season 4 Quotes

I don't thing your pilates teacher's opinion should get more weight than the surgeon general.

Sammy

Cops wake up different every morning from the rest of us. Our worst nightmare is just their Wednesday.

Narrator