Southland Season 4 Quotes
Season 4 Episode 10: "Thursday"

Ben: Sooner or later the streets are going to eat you.
• Rating: Unrated
Cooper: It's the rent we pay for our room on this planet.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ferguson: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Cooper: Are you serious? This kid already gets an A in assh*le and he's not even out of puberty.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tang: 13 years patrolling. I might just miss this freak show.
• Rating: Unrated
Sammy: I feel like I let you down.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4 Episode 9: "Risk"

Lydia: You're a handsome kid and that's a good thing everywhere except prison.
• Rating: Unrated
Cooper: You come all the way down here to score and your Porsche breaks down. I mean, that's got to suck, right?
• Rating: Unrated
Sammy: If I dress like you maybe I can have a threesome with some zoo animals.
• Rating: Unrated
Ben: Is the divorcee make over officially underway?
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Lydia: Give any knucklehead enough ammo and they'll hit something.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4 Episode 8: "God's Work"

Dewey: You leave your gun in Mickie D's bathroom? Somebody use it to shoot up the mayor.
• Rating: Unrated
Ruben: She managed to get some very interesting angles with her iPhone.
• Rating: Unrated
Sammy: Got to love a pimp. Always looking out for the bottom line.
• Rating: Unrated
Ben: Who wants to go to jail? Who wants to go home?
• Rating: Unrated
Sammy: If people don't know what gang your from you're just a victim, down here.
• Rating: Unrated
Lydia: Gallows humor. Whatever gets you through it, I guess.
• Rating: Unrated
Narrator: Officer Ben Sherman is just trying to do the job without losing his soul.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 4 Episode 7: "Fallout"

Tang: He would have been a real bastard if he left me while I was in traction.
• Rating: Unrated
Cooper: You slammed him up against his car for losing his keys.
• Rating: Unrated
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Total Season 4 Quotes: 63
Total Southland Quotes: 198


