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Louis: So what is this new cologne the scent of jealousy?
Harvey: You don't recognize your wife's perfume? I know, you're not married. Still funny.

Mike: I feel like Michael Corleone in that one scene where the fat guy teaches him to shoot the gun.
Harvey: Are you calling me the fat guy? Because I'm not the fat guy.
Mike: Do you remember that guy's name?

Harvey: Did you let him win?
Mike: Wasn't easy. Guy has the reflexes of a two year old.
Harvey: Yeah, last time these venture capitalists came in I took him boxing to calm him down. Had to practically punch myself in the face to let him win.

I won't fire you, but I might kill you!


Harvey: I'm sorry.
Donna: For what?
Harvey: Don't push it.

This is Haley's comet. Take a good look because it won't happen again.


If you were ever lucky enough to have me, you wouldn't want to share.


The rules dictate that you must be precise as the law is a precise endeavor.


Good lawyer, bad lawyer, baby. Worked like a charm. Come on, you know you want it.

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