Mike: I feel like Michael Corleone in that one scene where the fat guy teaches him to shoot the gun.
Harvey: Are you calling me the fat guy? Because I'm not the fat guy.
Mike: Do you remember that guy's name?

Harvey: Did you let him win?
Mike: Wasn't easy. Guy has the reflexes of a two year old.
Harvey: Yeah, last time these venture capitalists came in I took him boxing to calm him down. Had to practically punch myself in the face to let him win.

Mike: You don't want to hear it?
Harvey: Of course I wanna hear it. Since when do I take marching orders from a bowtie?

I'm not into you, I'm Donna.


That’s so cute. I’m gonna go make fun of it on my Facebook page right now!


Mike: What, I can't gloat?
Harvey: Gloating is fine, you just have to not suck at it.

Forgive him, his parents always wanted a girl...never got over it.


The rules dictate that you must be precise as the law is a precise endeavor.


Harvey: Look, I'm only gonna say this once, so you better enjoy it: You're the man.

It took a while to feng shue the evil out.


I apologize, I was out of line. Now if you will let me text your pretend wife that I just got senior partner....What!? We tease each other all the time!

Harvey [to Louis]

I'm emotionally vested in me.


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Oh, and I'm black in here.


no, and if you have a problem with that, frankly my dear i don't give a damn.