A second ago you thought you were getting whacked. Now you want an office?

Harvey

Trevor: Look at this clown...
Mike: Walks like he's got a rod up his ass; If I ever look like that---shoot me.

Good lawyer, bad lawyer, baby. Worked like a charm. Come on, you know you want it.

Mike

Yeah, and bringing your cat to work is a sign of strength....

Mike

Mike: What, I can't gloat?
Harvey: Gloating is fine, you just have to not suck at it.

People are who they are. I CAN FIX THIS!

Mike

Then those would all be shades of I don't give a shit.

Harvey

Your ego's writing checks that your body can't cash. Oh, that's funny because now I'm quoting Top Gun.

Jessica

Forgive him, his parents always wanted a girl...never got over it.

Harvey

I'm emotionally vested in me.

Harvey

Donna: Are you okay?
Rachel: No, but I'm too busy throwing myself into this work to do anything else.
Donna: Well as long as you're making healthy choices....

Harvey: Look, I'm only gonna say this once, so you better enjoy it: You're the man.