Supernatural
Thursdays 8:00 PM on The CWSupernatural Season 5 Quotes
Dean: Tell me something; you keep saying we're gonna trap this guy, but isn't it kinda like trapping a hurricane with a butterfly net?
Castiel: No, it's harder.
Dean: Where've you been?
Castiel: Jerusalem.
Dean: Oh. How was it?
Castiel: Arid.
Eat it, Twilight!
Dean
So, pit stop on Mount Doom?
Dean
Honestly, people don't need a reason to kill each other. I mean, you seen the Irish? They're all Irish.
War
Dean: You're gonna go out there again?
Sam: Well, crap doesn't hit the fan with coffee breaks.
Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes.
Dean: God?
Castiel: Yes. He isn't in Heaven. He has to be somewhere.
Dean: Try New Mexico. I hear he's on a tortilla.
Castiel: No, he's not on any flatbread.
What's it been, like three days now? We got to cheer (Bobby) up. Maybe I'll give him a back rub.
Dean
Bobby: You are nine kinds of crazy, boy.
Dean: It's been said.
What if we win? I'm serious. I mean, screw the angels and the demons and their crap Apocalypse. They want to fight a war, they can find their own planet. This one's ours, and I say they get the hell off of it. We take 'em all on. We kill the Devil. Hell, we even kill Michael if we have to, but we do it our own damn selves.
Dean
Sarah/Lucifer: I'm not your wife, Nick. I'm an angel.
Nick: An angel?
Sarah/Lucifer: My name is Lucifer.
Nick: Sure. Naturally. Umm... could you do me a favor there, Satan, and remind me to quit drinking before I go to bed?
Castiel: You two need to be more careful.
Dean: Yeah, I'm starting to get that. Your frat brothers are bigger dicks than I thought.
