Supernatural

Supernatural Season 5 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 5 Episode 20: "The Devil You Know"

Bobby: Well then get the hell off my property before I pump you so full of rock salt you crap margaritas.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brady: You've screwed me for eternity.
Crowley: No, you won't last that long. Trust me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: Why? Because Crowley said so? Because we trust him now? Like I trusted Ruby? Or like I trusted Brady back at school?
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: Hey, hot stuff, watch the upholstery.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: What if you guys lead the devil to the edge, and I jump in?
Bobby: Sam...
Sam: It'll be just like when you turned the knife around on yourself. One action, just one leap.
Bobby: Are you idgits trying to kill me? We just got done talking your brother off the ledge, now you're lining up to say yes... This isn't an option, Sam.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: [wearing a surgical mask] Hey, I looked like the King of Pop.
Sam: [Rolls eyes]
Dean: Too soon? Too soon.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 19: "Hammer of the Gods"

Dean: And you keep an eye on Norman Bates here.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabriel: Lucifer... you are my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of d**ks.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: We can either take on the Devil together, or you lame-ass bitches can eat me. Literally.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Baldur: You think you own the planet? What gives you the right?!?
Lucifer: No one gives us the right. We take it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kali: I never took you for the type.
Gabriel: Romantic?
Kali: Pathetic.
 • Rating: Unrated

Gabriel: But... me and Kali, we, uh... had a thing. Chick was all hands.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 18: "Point of No Return"

Dean: So, screw destiny right in the face. I saw we take the fight to them, do it our way.
Sam: Sounds good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: Where the hell are we?
Castiel: Van Nuys, California.
Dean: Where's the beautiful room
Castiel: In there.
Dean: The beautiful room is in an abandoned muffler factory in Van Nuys, California?
Castiel: Where'd you think it was.
Dean: I-I don't know. Jupiter. A blade of glass? Not Van Nuys.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: Word to the wise. Don't piss off the nerd angels.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zachariah: So you know you can't trust them, right? You know Sam and Dean Winchester are psychotically, irrationally, erotically codependent on each other, right?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: Just watch Adam.
Bobby: How? You may have noticed, he has a slight height advantage.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: So, why don't you just tell us everything. Start from the beginning.
Adam: Well, I was dead and in Heaven... except it--it, uh, kind of looked like my prom. And I was making out with this girl. Her--her name was Kristin McGee.
Dean: Yeah, that sounds like Heaven. Did you get to third base?
Sam: Just, uh... just keep going.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bobby: You can't give up, son.
Dean: You're not my father. And you ain't in my shoes. (Bobby takes out a bullet) What is that?
Bobby: That's the round I mean to put through my skull. Every morning, I look at it, and I think.. "Maybe today's the day I flip the lights out." But I don't do it. I never do it. You know why? Because I promised you I wouldn't give up!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Zachariah: All they care about upstairs, ain't it? Results, results, results. They don't know. They're not down on the ground, in the mud, nose to nose with all you pig-filthy humans. Am I right?
Stuart: Absolutely - filthy what?
Zachariah: I mean, whatever happened to personal loyalty? How long have I worked for these guys. Five millennia? Six?
Stuart: Seems like it, doesn't it.
Zachariah: Damn straight it does.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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