Supernatural

Supernatural Season 5 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 5 Episode 17: "99 Problems"

Dean: And the Enochian exorcism?
Castiel: Fake. It actually means, "You, um, breed with the mouth of a goat." It's funnier in Enochian.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castiel: This creature has the power to take a human's form, read minds. Book of Revelations call her the "Whore of Babylon."
Dean: Well, that's catchy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: What's wrong with you? Are you... drunk?
Castiel: No! Yes.
Sam: What the hell happened to you.
Castiel: I found a liquor store.
Sam: And?
Castiel: I drank it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: 'Course, that's if you can get past the velvet rope. Must be nice--being chosen.
Leah: Well, Dean... you're chosen.
Dean: More like cursed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: No drinking, no gambling, no pre-marital sex. Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 16: "Dark Side of the Moon"

Mary: The worst was the smell. The pain, well... what can you say about your skin bubbling off? But the smell was so... You know, for a second, I thought I left a pot roast burning in the oven. But.. it was my meat. And then, finally, I was dead.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ash: See, you got to stop thinking of Heaven as one place. It's more like a buttload of places. All crammed together. Like Disneyland. Except without all the anti-Semitism.
 • Rating: Unrated

Zachariah: Wow. Running from angels... on foot... in Heaven. With out-of-the-box thinking like that, I'm surprised you boys haven't stopped the Apocalypse already.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: Dad said they always had the perfect marriage.
Dean: It wasn't perfect until after (Mary) died.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: Heaven?
Dean: Yeah.
Sam: Okay, how are we in Heaven?
Dean: All that clean living, I guess.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: Go ahead, Roy. Do it. But I'm gonna warn you--when I come back, I'm gonna be pissed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 14: "My Bloody Valentine"

Dean: What are you, the Hamburglar?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: Why does Heaven care if Harry meets Sally?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: Unleash the Kraken. See you tomorrow morning.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: Hey, when I want to drink, I drink. When I want sex, I go get it. Same goes for a sandwich or a fight.
Castiel: So... you're saying you're just well-adjusted?
Dean: God, no. I'm just well-fed.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: Dean, enough!
Dean: What?
Sam: You just punched a Cupid!
Dean: I punched a d**k!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cupid: Love is more than a word to me, you know? I love love, I love it! And if that's wrong, I don't want to be right!
Castiel: Yes, yes. of course. I, uh... I have no idea what you're saying.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: Cherub?
Castiel: Yeah, they're all over the world. There are dozens of them.
Dean: You mean the little flying fat kids in diapers?
Castiel: They're not incontinent.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: Where am I going?
Sam: Dean, it's Valentine Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it - uh, Unattached Drifter Christmas?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Castiel: This is their handshake.
Dean: I don't like it.
Castiel: No one likes it.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

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