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Sam: Dad said they always had the perfect marriage.
Dean: It wasn't perfect until after (Mary) died.

Sam: Heaven?
Dean: Yeah.
Sam: Okay, how are we in Heaven?
Dean: All that clean living, I guess.

Go ahead, Roy. Do it. But I'm gonna warn you--when I come back, I'm gonna be pissed.

Dean

What are you, the Hamburglar?

Dean

Why does Heaven care if Harry meets Sally?

Dean

Unleash the Kraken. See you tomorrow morning.

Sam

Dean: Hey, when I want to drink, I drink. When I want sex, I go get it. Same goes for a sandwich or a fight.
Castiel: So... you're saying you're just well-adjusted?
Dean: God, no. I'm just well-fed.

Sam: Dean, enough!
Dean: What?
Sam: You just punched a Cupid!
Dean: I punched a dick!

Cupid: Love is more than a word to me, you know? I love love, I love it! And if that's wrong, I don't want to be right!
Castiel: Yes, yes. of course. I, uh... I have no idea what you're saying.

Dean: Cherub?
Castiel: Yeah, they're all over the world. There are dozens of them.
Dean: You mean the little flying fat kids in diapers?
Castiel: They're not incontinent.

Dean: Where am I going?
Sam: Dean, it's Valentine Day. Your favorite holiday, remember? I mean, what do you always call it - uh, Unattached Drifter Christmas?

Castiel: This is their handshake.
Dean: I don't like it.
Castiel: No one likes it.

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Supernatural Season 5 Quotes

The Impala, of course, has all the things other cars have... and a few things they don't. But none of that stuff's important. This is the stuff that's important. The Army man that Sam crammed in the ashtray--it's still stuck there. The Legos that Dean shoved into the vents. to this day, heat comes on, and you can hear 'em rattle. These are the things that make the car theirs. Really theirs. Even when Dean rebuilt it from the ground up, he made sure all these little things stayed. 'Cause it's the blemishes that made her beautiful.

Chuck

Lucifer... you are my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.

Gabriel
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