Supernatural

Supernatural Season 5 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 5 Episode 8: "Changing Channels"

Trickster: You sorry sons of bitches. Why do you think you two are the vessels? Think about it. Michael, the big brother, loyal to an absent father. And Lucifer, the little brother, rebellious of daddy's plan. You two were born to this, boys! It's your destiny. It was always you. As it is in Heaven, so it must be on Earth. One brother has to kill the other.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: Ally with the Trickster?
Sam: Yeah.
Dean: A bloody, violent monster... and you wanna be Facebook friends with him? Nice, Sammy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Piccolo: Doctor, seriously.
Sam: What?
Dr. Picolo: Seriously, you are brilliant, you know that, and a coward. You're a brilliant coward.
Sam: Uh, what are you talking about?
Dr. Picolo: As if you don't know.
 • Rating: Unrated

Trickster/Gabriel: Where'd I screw up.
Sam: You didn't. Nobody gets the jump on Castiel like you did.
Dean: Mostly it was the way you talked about Armageddon.
Trickster/Gabriel: Meaning?
Dean: Well, call it personal experience. Nobody gets that angry unless they're talking about their own family.
Sam: So which one are you? Grumpy, Sleepy, or Douchy?
 • Rating: Unrated

Trickster/Gabriel: Where'd you get the holy oil?
Dean: You might say we pulled it out of Sam's ass.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sam: You've got to calm down.
Dean: Calm down? I am wearing sunglasses at night. You know who does that? No-talent douchebags. I hate this game. I hate that we're in a procedural cop show. And you want to know why. Because I hate procedural cop shows. It's like 300 of them on television, they're all the freakin' same.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: I am doing all I can, to slightly lessen the spread of... of genital herpes. And that's a good thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: It was you on the police scanner, right? This is a trick.
Trickster: Hello? Trickster.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Cathy Randolph: I could have sworn I saw... the Incredible Hulk.
Sam: The Incredible Hulk?
Cathy Randolph: I told you, it's crazy.
Dean: Bana or Norton?
Cathy Randolph: Oh, no, those movies were terrible. The TV Hulk.
Dean: Lou Ferrigno?
Cathy Randolph: Yes.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Season 5 Episode 7: "The Curious Case Of Dean Winchester"

Sam: It's like Mission: Pathetic.
 • Rating: Unrated

Old Dean: Benjamin Button me back into burger shape.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: You're family. I don't know if you've noticed, but me and Sam, we don't have much left. I can't do this without you. I can't. So don't you dare think about checking out. I don't want to hear that again.
Bobby: Okay.
Dean: Okay. Good.
Bobby: Thanks. Now, we done feeling our feelings? 'Cause I'd like to get out of this room before we both start growing lady parts.
 • Rating: Unrated

Old Dean: You saw a chance to turn the hands of the clock back and get out of that damn chair. Pretty tempting. I can imagine.
Bobby: No, you can't.
Old Dean: You got me. I never been paralyzed. But I tell you something--I've been to Hell, and there's an archangel there wanting me to drop the soap. Look at me! My junk's rustier than yours!
 • Rating: Unrated

Dean: Bobby? What the hell are you doing here?
Bobby: Planting daisies. What's it look like? Came in on the case.
Dean: And you beat me here?
Bobby: Well, brains trumps legs, apparently.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dean: And by the way, how you doing?
Bobby: Doing?
Dean: Yeah. You know, just... in general.
Bobby: Oh, you mean my legs. I'm just weeping in my Haagen-Dazs. Idjit.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sam: It's like Grumpy Old Men.
Dean and Bobby: Shut up, Sam!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: Have you seen you? You look like...
Dean: ... the old chick in Titantic. Shut up.

 • Rating: Unrated

Season 5 Episode 6: "I Believe the Children Are Our Future"

Sam: Hit it, Mr. Wizard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sam: So we tell him the truth.You say Jesse's destined to go dark side--fine. But he hasn't yet. So if we lay it all out for him... what he is, the Apocalypse, everything - he might make the right choice.
Castiel: You didn't. And I can't take that chance.
 • Rating: Unrated

Castiel: (sits on a whoopee cushion) That wasn't me.
Dean: Who put that there?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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