Eric, didn't I tell you to wash up for dinner. I know, it's difficult to hear with your head up your ass.

Red

Red: Pork chops? I thought we agreed do stick to a budget! Pork chops aren't cheap!
Kitty: Well, you know, on the way to the market, I tried to run over a cat. But they are just so darn speedy!

(Hyde throws his phone at the wall when he sees Eric)
Hyde: Hey Forman.
Eric: Hi.
Hyde: Come on in. make yourself at home. I'm out of beer, but if you want you could break something.
Eric: Actually, I had my eye on the phone, so...

Oh my God, there's a body in here!

</i> Fez

I don't think being nice for a whole day would kill you!
(Grandma falls over dead)

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Eric: I killed her. She was old, and the shock of her grandson telling her that she was nasty killed her.
Donna: Have you talked to Red about this?
Eric: I'm not talking to my dad about this. Do you remember how angry he got when I didn't rake the yard? And this is like, twice as bad!

Fez: Mister Red, always remember: a mother's goodness is carried on forever by her sons.
(Marty starts crying.)
Red: Have you met my sister, Marty?

Red, I'm sorry your mom died and I'm sorry Kelso's an idiot.

Hyde

I'm really sorry your mom died. It's like... sad and stuff.

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You mess with Eric Forman, you mess with me.

Eric

Kitty: Now, Jackie, have you ever made a pie before?
Jackie: No, I don't really cook much. I just plan on getting by on my looks.

What are you going to put on your resume, 'Dumbass'?

</i> Red
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That 70's Show Quotes

Eric: If my dad catches me copping beers he'll kill me.
Hyde: I'm willing to take that risk.

Kitty: Well, the kids are off. I wonder where they went.
Red: Out of town.
Kitty: How do you know?
Red: I told them not to.

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