The Amazing Race
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Amazing Race Season 17 Episode 1: "They Don't Call It The Amazing Race For Nothin'!" Quotes
Phil: Nick and Vicki, what's the name of this country?
Vicki: We're in London, right?
Phil: That's right. The country of London.
It was very humbling today.
Chad
Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!
Mallory
"I made it my b!tch" - Claire, talking about the knight she hit with a watermelon from the ballista.
The girl got whacked in the face with a watermelon!
Brook (laughing)
"They don't call it The Amazing Race for nothing" - Brooke, to Claire, after informing her partner that she has to continue after getting hit in the face with a watermelon.
"You've got this, right in the kisser" - Brooke, to Claire, moments before getting hit in the face with a watermelon.
This is the first time I've ever even heard of Stonehenge and then I found out it was a bunch of rocks.
Vicki
This is a tough place to find your way around.
Gary
I haven't driven a stick shift in a while and I forgot the part about taking the clutch out.
Andie
Brook: I feel like I'm gonna barf.
Claire: That's ok, just puke in the trash can.
This car is my size!
Mallory
