The Amazing Race

The Amazing Race Quotes (Page 2)

Season 20 Episode 10: "I Need Hair To Be Pretty"

JJ: [Rachel's] a really nice lady, but I think she's a little gullible.
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Dave: Do you want this? It doesn't look good on me?
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Dave: Babe, I don't need positive reinforcement. I appreciate silence.
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Vanessa: I'm so much tougher than I look.
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Vanessa: Ralph is one of my few boyfriends that have not cross-dressed.
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Rachel: I need my hair to look pretty.
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Rachel: I don't want to shave my head. I paid $500 for extensions.
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Mark: I've drunk enough water to sink a battleship.
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Ralph: We always race as if we're in last place.
Vanessa: Which is typically the case.
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Rachel: The only team that can beat us is ourselves.
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Season 20 Episode 9: "Bollywood Travolta"

Art: Dudes can't dance like chicks, it just can't happen.
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Bopper: We are Kentucky boys. We ain't no Las Vegas dancers!
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Booper: Mark ain't got much rhythm, but he's got heart.
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Ralph: Vanessa's actually not a bad dancer. She's got some Puerto Rican in her.
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Art: You're a Baliwood Travolta.
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Art: Look at JJ. He looks like a gorilla in a chiffon suit.
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Art: Rachel looked like the cheerleader who didn't make the cheerleading team but kept trying.
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JJ: I felt like a fat Elvis.
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Dave: I don't know how many males who are in federal law enforcement double as quality dancers.
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Dave: Thank god that alluded to dancing and I didn't inadvertently select it.
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