The Amazing Race

The Amazing Race Quotes (Page 5)

Season 20 Episode 6: "This Is Wicked Strange"

Vanessa: Fire's gotta be warmer than freaking Bavaria.
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Danny: These are first place glasses by the way.
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JJ: [Joey and Danny] look like they're from a bad 80s movie with some Wham playing in the background.
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Season 20 Episode 5: "Uglier Than A Mud Rail Fence"

Stacy: Kerri, when someone's f****** giving us directions, could you actually listen to him?!?!
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Mark: We give it all we've got, we've got to give it more.
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Vanessa: I'm mad at you, but I love you.
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Joey: I never thought we'd be curling gnomes today.
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Vanessa: If we're going the wrong way I'm going to kick your ass.
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Rachel: What happened to going to Boliva?
Brendon: You mean Bavaria.
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JJ: I can craft a man's facial hair really good.
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Joey: We're taking this guy out to the club afterward.
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Joey: I feel a little weird grabbing another man's beard.
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Stacy: I can navigate myself to the mall and that's about it.
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Mark: We need the money worse than any team out there.
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Season 20 Episode 4: "Taste Your Salami"

Rachel: Sometimes we act more like frenimies than best friends.
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Rachel: I might purposely jump in front of a car.
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Rachel: I know nothing about salami. I know it's on pizza. I like pizza.
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Vanessa: I haven't had that much salami since high school.
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Ralph: Are we in a race? I'm sorry, I was playing with my park assist.
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Danny: I feel like I should have taken her out on a date before I did this.
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