I'm just so proud I haven't soiled myself.

Connor

And a child shall lead us!

Connor

I'm not gonna be quitting my day job to be a Ghanaian sunglasses seller.

Kat

I hope you're not worried about people's feelings on this race.

Thomas

Use sex to sell.

Chad

Ohhh, I hope I get to hold African babies!

Mallory

I just kissed an Englishman in a tractor.

Brook

I think that if there are no watermelons on this leg, it's us.

Brook

Phil: Nick and Vicki, what's the name of this country?
Vicki: We're in London, right?
Phil: That's right. The country of London.

It was very humbling today.

Chad

Oh, I wish I could juggle on a ball!

Mallory

"I made it my b!tch" - Claire, talking about the knight she hit with a watermelon from the ballista.