The Big Bang Theory Quotes
So did you defile my mother, or not?Sheldon
Excuse me, that is my mother you're talking about! However accurately...Sheldon
I'm telling ya, I'm not on drugs. The government is out to get me!Howard
Alfred: I have prayed to God many times... to turn my wife into a pillar of salt.
Mary: Well he came close. He turned her into a block of ice.
You can't ignore it. It's not that postcard that says it's time to go back to the dentist.Raj
Mother, she's an atheist, not a vampire.Sheldon
Penny: And when I dropped her off at the hotel, she even gave me a hug.
Leonard: Did she think you were choking, or...?
I'm still human, Penny. Not getting invited to my own son's wedding is difficult to ignore.Beverly
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but sticks on chairs are comfy.Raj
You know the golden rule of line etiquette. No cuts, no butts, no coconuts.Sheldon
Atom of Hydrogen, Adam of Maroon 5. Mic drop.Leonard
That offer is only good until the third trimester. I can't risk getting amniotic fluid on my spot.Sheldon