The Big Bang Theory "The Date Night Variable" Quotes
Raj: Stuart, you want to hang out tomorrow night? Maybe grab a bite to eat or catch a late movie?
Stuart: Yeah, I would like to, but I'm a little light on funds.
Raj: No problem. My treat, I'll swing by after work.
Stuart: [watches Raj leave] I could do worse.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Raj: What are you drinking?
Stuart: Coffee liquor in a Chewbacca mug. I call it a Sadtini.
• Rating: 3.2 / 5.0
Raj: Sorry I started without you. I'm a little nervous. It's been a long time since I've been on a date.
Amy: I can't believe I bleached my mustache for this.
• Rating: 2.3 / 5.0
Amy: Soon my upper lip will be the same fake blonde as my beautiful best friend.
Penny: Hey, this is my natural hair color - Now.
• Rating: 1.7 / 5.0
Raj: Right now, Howard is staring down on our planet like a Jewish Greek god - "Zuesawitz".
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5