The Big Bang Theory "The Wheaton Recurrence" Quotes
Wheaton: Embrace the Dark Side!
Sheldon: That's not even from your franchise!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Sheldon: This is for you
Penny: Ice cream?
Sheldon: I've been familiarizing myself with female emotional crises by studying the comic strip, "Cathy." when she's upset she says, "ack" and eats ice cream.
Penny: Ack.
Sheldon: If you were a cat, I would have brought you lasagna.
• Rating: 4.2 / 5.0
Raj: Ahh, the premature I love you.
Wolowitz: : I guessed premature, does that count?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: Enjoy the accolades now, Wil Wheaton. But like your time on Star Trek: The Next Generation, your smug self-satisfaction will be short-lived.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Sheldon: A common spare. The Miss Congeniality of the Bowling Pageant.
• Rating: 3.7 / 5.0
Wolowitz: What did you do, Romeo? Did you pour maple syrup all over your body and ask her if she was in the mood for a short stack?
• Rating: 4.6 / 5.0
Wolowitz: Why is Leonard being a giant douche? That is, assuming, of course that giant douches are possible.
Sheldon: Of course they are -- Leonard's being one.
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Wolowitz: Okay forgot giant ants. How about giant rabbits?
Raj: Big or small, I don't like rabbits. They always look like they're about to say something, but they never do.
Sheldon: Rabbits do have a respiratory system that would support great size. And as a side note, they are one of the few animals whose scrotum is on the front of the penis.
Raj: Maybe that's what they want to talk about.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Leonard: If my PE teachers told me this is what I was training for I would have tried a lot harder.
Penny: Do or do not, there is no try.
Leonard: Did you just quote Star Wars?
Penny: I believe I quoted Empire Strikes Back.
Leonard: Oh my God. I'm lying in bed with a beautiful woman who can quote Yoda.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 9
