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Amy: Sheldon, you're not a weirdo.
Sheldon: I wasn't speaking about me.

Oh, please. I'm your boyfriend. You call me Sheldon. That's right. I'm in a relationship with this cute little lump of wool. It's a physical relationship, too. Hand-holding, hugging ... even on hot days.

Sheldon

Ah, Sweden. Yeah, home of my favorite Muppet and, uh, second favorite meatball.

Sheldon

Sheldon: You sure your mothlike personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself?
Amy: More and more sure.

I'm not going to the mall with someone dressed like a dumb space bear.

Penny

Don't be insulted. He just thinks too much of you would be mind-numbingly tedious.

Sheldon [to Bernadette]

I'm hoping to put his love of repetition to good use someday.

Amy

That's right. My phone is just as smart as you guys.

Penny

Howard: Can you imagine seeing someone all day long and then you're supposed to hang out with them after work, too?
Raj: Hold on. We do that all the time. You and I work together and play together.
Howard: Yeah, I know, and it drove me into the arms of another woman.

Raj: I think it could be romantic. You know, my parents met at his place of work.
Leonard: Your father's a gynecologist.
Raj: I know. What started as a pap smear turned into a date, which turned into her working there, which turned into marriage, which turned into hatred which continues to this day.

Penny: Somebody's having date night.
Amy: It's actually steamier than it looks. Sheldon's looking up the phallic symbolism of root vegetables in Renaissance paintings.
Sheldon: Oh no, I got bored with that. I'm just browsing cuticle scissors on Amazon.
Penny: How do you not tear off his clothes and take him right here on this table?
Sheldon: If you do that, I'll scream.

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The Big Bang Theory Season 7 Episode 5 Quotes

Raj: I think it could be romantic. You know, my parents met at his place of work.
Leonard: Your father's a gynecologist.
Raj: I know. What started as a pap smear turned into a date, which turned into her working there, which turned into marriage, which turned into hatred which continues to this day.

Penny: Somebody's having date night.
Amy: It's actually steamier than it looks. Sheldon's looking up the phallic symbolism of root vegetables in Renaissance paintings.
Sheldon: Oh no, I got bored with that. I'm just browsing cuticle scissors on Amazon.
Penny: How do you not tear off his clothes and take him right here on this table?
Sheldon: If you do that, I'll scream.

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