Raj: I think it could be romantic. You know, my parents met at his place of work. Leonard: Your father's a gynecologist. Raj: I know. What started as a pap smear turned into a date, which turned into her working there, which turned into marriage, which turned into hatred which continues to this day.
Penny: Somebody's having date night. Amy: It's actually steamier than it looks. Sheldon's looking up the phallic symbolism of root vegetables in Renaissance paintings. Sheldon: Oh no, I got bored with that. I'm just browsing cuticle scissors on Amazon. Penny: How do you not tear off his clothes and take him right here on this table? Sheldon: If you do that, I'll scream.