The Big Bang Theory
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Amy: I'm just... really nervous.
Sheldon: Why?
Amy: I've been waiting for this for so long. I've just built it up in my head. I don't know what to expect.
Sheldon: Neither do I. But... we can find out together.
Sheldon: Not that, I understand the mechanics.
Professor Proton: Oh, good, good. Because I have no idea what kids these days are calling their, their parts.
Sheldon: I think they say "junk."
Professor Proton: What is happening to this world?
Let's get me waxed!
Amy
Then it's settled. Amy's birthday present will be my genitals.
Sheldon
Intimacy in any form has been challenging for me, but I'd like to show her how important she is, and it feels like now might be the right time.
Sheldon
For future reference, if I want to watch mean girls, I'll stream on Netflix.
Sheldon
Are you sure? You've never really been with a man. Do you really want to start with one that's 6'7"?
You're inviting him into your home. It's intimate. It's where your underpants live.
Bernadette
Do you sing along with the greatest hits of Elvis Presley with that mouth?
Sheldon
Hey! I was humming. One point for Hufflepuff.
Sheldon
Amy, I excel at many things, but getting over you wasn't one of them.
Sheldon
Sheldon: Can you sing "Soft Kitty"?
Penny: What?
Sheldon: My mom used to sing it to me when I was sick.
Penny: I'm sorry honey, I don't know it.
Sheldon: I’ll teach you. [Singing] Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur. Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr, purr, purr. Now you.
