The Big Bang Theory
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We're gonna be parents! We're gonna get to board planes first! I'm finally gonna get to see what's in that family bathroom at the mall!
Howard
Bernadette: Well why did you put your finger near it's mouth?
Howard: Poor judgement, obviously.
Penny: Now is that a smart thing to say on a holiday that's basically national sex night?
Leonard: I'm sorry. You're pretty. I'm stupid.
Penny: That's crazy. We have reservations.
Leonard: I know.
Penny: So what did you say?
Leonard: Thanks, sorry to bother you. But I said it like a badass.
You know, once I ordered an Uber by accident. I just got in it and went somewhere.
Sheldon
I just gave you my virginity, woman. Cool your jets!
Sheldon
Meemaw: No wine for me. Sheldon's bringing me my whiskey.
Sheldon: There you go, Meemaw. I made it just how you like it. A lot, in a glass.
There's Amy! I just know you're going to hit it off. You both have the same fashion sense.
Sheldon
Oh, now you call her Constance. I call her Meemaw. You have your own Meemaw. It's not my fault she died when you were four.
Sheldon
Penny: You know, the last time I got a handwritten letter was from someone who told me I parked like a blind person.
Leonard: That someone has a name.
Sheldon: Thank you.
Sheldon: Sounds like it's time for the Sheldon Cooper apology tour!
Leonard: Oh, I hope it's as much fun as the Sheldon Cooper spell checks local menus tour.
Good, now try it as if this wasn't your first day as a person.
Amy