The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 3 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 3 Episode 21: "The Plimpton Stimulation"

Raj: Go away! She wants New Delhi, not Kosher Deli!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: You still have a cold?
Raj: Maybe, but I don't care. That's the good thing about NyQuil -- it's like, 10% booze. I call it the "nighttime sniffling, sneezing, coughing, so you can talk to girls medicine."
 • Rating: Unrated

Leonard: Well, it wasn't my fault.
Sheldon: The implication being that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Plimpton: What if there's a disaster that destroys all of the USB ports?
Sheldon: Then there's really no reason to live, is there?
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Leonard: I think any university would want you -- except, of course, any university that had already had you, because they would have already wanted you, before they, you know, got you.
Sheldon: From the mind that brought you "hi-lo."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Plimpton: Dr. Cooper, thank goodness! I completely forgot your address, but then I remembered that I had written it on my hand. Lucky for me, I didn't confuse it with what I had written on my other hand, which were the coordinates for a newly-discovered neutron star, because if I tried to go there, I'd be crushed by hypergravity.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon: I have a lady friend who will be staying with me for a few days. I want her to feel at home; I also bought scented soaps, pantyhose, Midol, calcium chews, and what is apparently a yogurt specifically designed to regulate the female bowel.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Are you planning on kidnapping a woman?
Sheldon: Sarcasm?
Leonard: Yes, but mixed with a little bit of concern.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 20: "The Spaghetti Catalyst"

Leonard: Don't let Goofy near him. He'll have nightmares, and I'll have to deal with it
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Sheldon: And now, as promised, the tangent. Sheldon and the Hell-hound. Or. How I Lost My Hot Dogs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Do you think you'll go to hell for eating sweet and sour pork?
Wolowitz: Jews don't have Hell. We have acid reflux.
 • Rating: 2.3 / 5.0

Raj: Does the elastic woman in "The Incredibles" use birth control or can she actually be a diaphragm.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Allegiance to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Sheldon: Sometimes your lack of social skills astonishes me.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate to think that effort to be in vain.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 19: "The Wheaton Recurrence"

Wheaton: Embrace the Dark Side!
Sheldon: That's not even from your franchise!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon: This is for you
Penny: Ice cream?
Sheldon: I've been familiarizing myself with female emotional crises by studying the comic strip, "Cathy." when she's upset she says, "ack" and eats ice cream.
Penny: Ack.
Sheldon: If you were a cat, I would have brought you lasagna.
 • Rating: 4.2 / 5.0

Raj: Ahh, the premature I love you.
Wolowitz: : I guessed premature, does that count?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Enjoy the accolades now, Wil Wheaton. But like your time on Star Trek: The Next Generation, your smug self-satisfaction will be short-lived.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: A common spare. The Miss Congeniality of the Bowling Pageant.
 • Rating: 3.7 / 5.0

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