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I have a lady friend who will be staying with me for a few days. I want her to feel at home; I also bought scented soaps, pantyhose, Midol, calcium chews, and what is apparently a yogurt specifically designed to regulate the female bowel.

Sheldon

Leonard: Are you planning on kidnapping a woman?
Sheldon: Sarcasm?
Leonard: Yes, but mixed with a little bit of concern.

Don't let Goofy near him. He'll have nightmares, and I'll have to deal with it

Leonard

And now, as promised, the tangent. Sheldon and the Hell-hound. Or. How I Lost My Hot Dogs.

Sheldon

Raj: Do you think you'll go to hell for eating sweet and sour pork?
Wolowitz: Jews don't have Hell. We have acid reflux.

Does the elastic woman in "The Incredibles" use birth control or can she actually be a diaphragm.

Raj

Allegiance to male comrades before women who sell their bodies for money.

Sheldon

Sometimes your lack of social skills astonishes me.

Sheldon

It was a lot of work to accommodate you in my life. I'd hate to think that effort to be in vain.

Sheldon
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