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It is to viagra as viagra is to a green M&M.

Sheldon

Penny, you're an expert on trading sexual favors for material gain, walk him through this.

Sheldon

You seem to have forgotten the reason we live together is that we're best friends. And I've got your back, Jack.

Sheldon

An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where you goin, the drive thru at Jack In The Box

Sheldon

Amy: This year's donations may go to, say, the geology department.
Sheldon: Oh dear, not the dirt people.

Until you manage to upload your intelligence into a self-sustaining, orbiting satellite equipped with high-speed internet and a cloaking device, you will be dependent on the human race.

Amy

Your critical attitude is ruining our Saturday night together, and I'm not above minimizing your window.

Sheldon

What happened to you Wolowitz? Couldn't stick with it long enough to get your PhD?

Mrs. Latham

Put your tie back in your pants.

Howard
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