The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Quotes (Page 10)

Season 4 Episode 7: "The Apology Insufficiency"

Wolowitz: You love that spot.
Sheldon: No, I love my mother. My feelings for my spot are much greater. It is the singular location in space around which revolves my entire universe. And now it's yours.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Sometimes stuff just happens and there's nothing you can do about it. For example, Lisa Peterson hasn't talk to me since the eleventh grade because no matter how much you apologize you can't go back and un-dryhump someone's boyfriend.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Sheldon: I believe you were about to ask me to choose a cocktail. Fortunately, thanks to computer-savvy alcoholics, there's an app for that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Woh, woh, woh! I don't want to speak to the FBI.
Leonard: Why not?
Raj: I'm brown and I talk funny.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 6: "The Irish Pub Formulation"

Sheldon: That was an experiment to determine at what concentration does food start tasting moth-y.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: And to think! I was ready to waste the last of my good hemorrhoid cream on you!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: You put moths in my food!?
Sheldon: For science.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: You're far too short to be Darth Vader. You're much more likely to be a turncoat Ewok.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Wolowitz: I just wanna put it out there in case I inadvertently squirt any pheromones in your direction.
 • Rating: Unrated

Wolowitz: This is the worst cobbler I've ever eaten. It tastes like it's made of actual ground-up shoemaker.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: I think, "How could you? She's my sister!" takes preference over a five year old pinkie swear.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: You know what happens when you yawn in public...
Sheldon: Everyone will see my oddly shaped uvela.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Hands off my sister.
Sheldon: Why would I touch her? She's covered in airplane germs.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 5: "The Desperation Emanation"

Amy: Have to sign off now. My hunger for Sheldon is stirring in my loins.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I assure you I am quite real and I'm having regular intercourse with your daughter.
Mrs. Fowler: What?
Sheldon: Oh yes, we are like wild animals in heat. It's a wonder neither of us has been hurt.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I want you to know that I'm genuinely concerned about your well-being.
Leonard: Thank you.
Sheldon: You're welcome. But it's still no reason to have your feet in my spot.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz: I was once robbed by a pre-op transsexual on J-Date and that didn't even crack my top ten.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Leonard: Have you considered telling her your feelings?
Sheldon: Leonard, I'm a physicist, not a hippie.
Leonard: Well let me see if I can explain your situation using physics. What would you be if you were attached to another object by an incline plane, wrapped helicly around an axis.
Sheldon: Screwed.
Leonard: There you go.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Stuart: I met her a comic con, the one place where saying, "I have a comic book store" is an actual pick up line.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leonard: How can you have a girlfriend you can't even speak to women?
Raj: Two words: deaf chick. It doesn't matter if i can't talk cause she can't hear me.
Leonard: What?
Raj: That's what she said.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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