The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Quotes (Page 11)

Season 4 Episode 5: "The Desperation Emanation"

Raj: When I call him his phone plays Browned Eyed Girl. Which now what I think about it is not so good.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: If they took all the money trying to make a decent Hulk movie, they could probably just make an actual Hulk.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 4: "The Hot Troll Deviation"

Wolowitz: I took a scuba diving course over the summer, but it turns out I'm terrified of the ocean.
Bernadette: That's too bad.
Wolowitz: You wouldn't know anybody who wants to buy a wet suit? Boy's large?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz: Why do you even want this here? Its size is completely disproportionate to its purpose!
Raj: Considering its purpose was to piss you off, I'd say it's spot on.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Why on earth are you telling me all this?
Leonard: Sometimes you movements are so lifelike I forget you're not a real boy.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz: Would you have opened the door if you knew it was me?
Penny: Not since I found out the teddy bear you gave me had a webcam in it.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leonard: Why would you want a glow-in-the-dark ant farm?
Sheldon: They do some of their best work at night.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz: I love watching Raj and Sheldon try to work together.
Leonard: Yeah, it's like if Alien and Predator decided to go partners in a Jamba Juice.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: If we lived in the world where slow moving xenon produced light youd be correct. Also, pigs would fly, my derriere would produce cotton candy, and the Phantom Menace would be a timeless classic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 3: "The Zazzy Substitution"

Leonard: ...and when she died, they ate her.
Sheldon: You don't have to sell me on cats, I'm already a fan!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: So, this is nice. First time we've all gotten together to eat.
Amy (to Sheldon): You're right. He's a festival of humdrum chitchat.
Leonard: Okay, that's all I got. Howard, you're up.
Wolowitz: Um, tell us about your work, Amy.
Amy: I doubt you'd understand. Sheldon tells me you only have a master's degree.
Wolowitz: Raj, do you have any questions for Amy?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Did you guys see the paper in the American Physics Journal on supersolids? It's pretty interesting. This guy's working from a hypothesis which ...
Raj: Spoiler alert! Spoiler alert!
Leonard: What?
Raj: Don't ruin it for me, man! I printed out a PDF to read on the potty.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: I'm curious as to why we're not eating alone.
Sheldon: They can't function without me. I'm the social glue that holds this little group together.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Penny: I hear you broke up with Amy.
Sheldon: Breakup would imply she was my girlfriend. She was a girl who was my friend who is now not my friend.
Penny: Wow, It's like the worst country song ever.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Wolowitz: Women, huh? Can't live with 'em; can't successfully refute their hypotheses.
Sheldon: Amen to that.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Wolowitz: Someday, when you have varicose veins, I'll show you how to massage them.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: Despite their tendency to build Death Stars, I've always been more of an Empire man.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: God, he's an ass when he drinks.
Wolowitz: He's an ass he doesn't. You just don't hear it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Amy is judgmental, sanctimonious, and frankly just obnoxious
Sheldon: So?
Leonard: So we already have you for all that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: One has to navigate a labyrinth of social nonsense before one could be fed here
Amy: Really? I assumed an establishment named Cheesecake Factory would function more efficiently.
Sheldon: It's how they lure you in. I believe it's called, "bait and switch."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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