The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 4 Episode 23: "The Engagement Reaction"

Doctor: You brought a Catholic girl home to you mother? Why don't I write you a prescription for Xanax.
 • Rating: Unrated

Leonard: Does your family have a history of heart disease?
Wolowitz: My family is the history of heart disease. There's a cave painting in France of one of my ancestors doing this. [mimicks heart attack]
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sheldon: Do you know where the phrase jibber jabber comes from?
Penny: Oh my god, you're about to jibber jabber about "jibber jabber?"
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Wolowitz: Have you told your parents you're dating this short glass of skim milk?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 22: "The Wildebeest Implementation"

Amy: Try not to ogle my caboose as I walk away.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

(To a box of expensive shoes she's about to take back)
Penny: I'm sorry, shoes, but you have to go back.
Shoebox (Penny): But, Penny, we love you.
Penny: I love you, too, but you cost more than my rent.
Shoebox (Penny): But Penny, you look so good in us.
Penny: (To Amy) Damn it, the shoes are right!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Leonard: Beekeeper to King 12. I capture your pope and release the swarm. Checkmate on Sheldon.
Sheldon: I knew I should've given my pope the jet pack.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: I can't do this anymore. I'm a good girl! I went to Catholic School!
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: She never even got to see my penis. Ta-da!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: My recommendation is that you gobble these up like Tic Tacs.
 • Rating: Unrated

Raj: Nothing rhymes with orange. It's probably lonely.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Amy: Commence operation "Priya Wouldn't Wanna Be-ya"
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Amy: Good news: the wildebeest is in the curry.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Ooh, these are cute. Of course if I buy them, I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple.
 • Rating: Unrated

Bernadette: Some women don't like to get chummy when their panties are down.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 4 Episode 21: "The Agreement Dissection"

Sheldon: You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Sheldon: ... with the whiter-than-Marshmallow-Fluff Leonard Hofstadter.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: I understand the alcohol has stirred up whatever it is that makes girls go wild ... but I really need to talk to smart Amy right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: The real danger is him biting off my face while I'm sleeping.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy singing: I kissed a girl and I liked it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind...
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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