The Big Bang Theory

The Big Bang Theory Season 4 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 4 Episode 18: "The Prestidigitation Approximation"

Priya: Just because you're in bed Indian woman, you think that gives you permission to use crazy positions from an ancient Indian love manual?
Leonard: If you could find a book called "Weird Sex With White Boys," I'd be OK with that.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Leonard: I live so close I can hear your toilet flush. I don't listen for it, but nice to know everything's OK with your plumbing. In your building.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: Where am I going to find Uranium-235 this time of night? ... C'mon, Craig's List!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Penny: Not knowing's part of the fun.
Sheldon: Was that the motto of your community college?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Raj: Beefaroni and a show? How do you turn that down?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 4 Episode 17: "The Toast Derivation"

Leonard: So don't watch TV. Read a book.
Sheldon: And be a social pariah? Now you know that's not my style.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: On Thursdays everybody comes over here and has pizza, or a reasonable facsimile prepared by someone claiming to be Luigi but who sounds suspiciously like Jackie Chan.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: We could also stop using the letter M. But I think that idea is isguided and oronic.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: Indians making Tex-Mex. Might as well have had the Chinese pizza.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sheldon: Oh what fun. Like hippies at a love-in.
Leonard: Just sit here.
Sheldon: Right on man, right on.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: How wonderful, dinner with some assembly required.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: This evening I am the Dark Knight roaming these mean streets alone; a windbreaker for my cape and a stern expression for my cowl.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sheldon: At one point Raj put on reggae music and his sister took off her shoes. It was like the last days of Caligula.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: Penny, I'm sorry you got dragged into this. I know you're devastated that your ex-boyfriend has an exciting new lover with flawless, camel-colored skin.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Amy: Don't be needy, bestie. That's probably part of what chased Leonard away.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: Yo, P-dog.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amy: She used to be much more fun until Leonard punched her in the heart.
 • Rating: Unrated

Amy: You do understand that it will distract you from the rich variety of sweet loving that your ex-boyfriend is currently receiving from the fiery jewel of Mumbai.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Howard: That crazy bastard is looking at quirky in the rear view mirror.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Bernadette: Leonard's really one of a kind.
Amy: Saying that while holding a snowflake is a bit heavy-handed don't you think?
 • Rating: Unrated

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