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I can't do this anymore. I'm a good girl! I went to Catholic School!

Bernadette

She never even got to see my penis. Ta-da!

Raj

My recommendation is that you gobble these up like Tic Tacs.

Sheldon

Nothing rhymes with orange. It's probably lonely.

Raj

Commence operation "Priya Wouldn't Wanna Be-ya"

Amy

Amy: Good news: the wildebeest is in the curry.

Ooh, these are cute. Of course if I buy them, I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple.

Penny

Some women don't like to get chummy when their panties are down.

Bernadette

You may have gone to Cambridge, but I'm an honorary graduate of Starfleet Academy.

Sheldon
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