The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 4 Quotes
... with the whiter-than-Marshmallow-Fluff Leonard Hofstadter.
Sheldon
I understand the alcohol has stirred up whatever it is that makes girls go wild ... but I really need to talk to smart Amy right now.
Sheldon
The real danger is him biting off my face while I'm sleeping.
Amy
I kissed a girl and I liked it. I hope my boyfriend don't mind...
Amy singing
Irrelevant. Leonard doesn't trim his nose hair. He thinks because he's short, no one can see up there.
Sheldon
Oh, cool, I've got a lawyer and I've seen her naked.
Leonard
Leonard, let the man pee.
Priya
Her freakishly small hands make anything look big. That's one of the reasons I love her.
Howard
Oh, Bernadette, please play my clarinet.
Raj's poem
And for years, everyone in my family was convinced that he was the clarinet enthusiast.
Priya
Everyone was set a-twitter. Although oddly, no one tweeted.
Sheldon
Penny: All right, try thinking about this -- Sheldon and Amy had sex.
Raj: Shut your ass.
