The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 7 Quotes
I have to hit the head. That's what us salty seadogs say when we have to go pee-pee.
Leonard
Raj: Why are you on a diet?
Howard: I've put on a couple pounds. I buy these pants in the men's section.
Raj: Well, we've all seen your mom. That Butterball turkey was bound to come home to roost.
Howard: What were they thinking putting Doctor Octopus's mind in Spider-Man's body?
Raj: Well, I've been quite enjoying that. It combines all the superhero fun of Spider-Man with all the body-switching shenanigans of Freaky Friday. Both versions: original and Lohan.
Howard (imitating Raj): "Both versions: original and Lohan."
Don't try to trick me into buying something I don't want. Now, let's talk Aquaman.
Sheldon
Leonard: I didn't tell Sheldon so we could have a few days alone.
Penny: Oh, that is so romantic.
Leonard: Uh, sure, that's why I did it.
Now, I know how you felt getting mauled by that sex-crazed gorilla.
Sheldon
Sheldon: Well, if it's any consolation, i'm sure Leonard's tormented every moment he's away from your warm embrace and cherry lips.
Penny: Thanks.
Sheldon: Oh, seriously?
Penny: You know what the worst part is?
Sheldon: That you're having to process your emotional pain without vodka?
Penny: No. Yeah....
Your husband's weird and his clothes are ridiculous.
Amy
Penny: I cannot believe we were missing that jerk.
Sheldon: You were.
Penny: I'm calling him.
Sheldon: Oh, goodie! Put him on speaker phone.
Guys are hitting on us and not just to get to Penny.
Amy
