Love is a funny, fickle thing.

Red

Honestly, if I payed taxes, I’d be outraged.

Red

From where I sit, there’s only one ugly person in the room and it’s certainly not you, Theo.

Red

Looking back I’m not sure I shouldn't have raised you myself.

Red

I killed both of my parents.

Liz

You think your life is too dangerous for a child, but what is your life without one?

Red

Woman at DMV: I know you from my spin class, right? Hot stuff!
Red: I think you have me mistaken as somebody else.

I’m not your Tom problem, Lizzy. Tom is your Tom problem.

Red

I'm keeping the baby.

Liz

People say youth is wasted on the young. I disagree. I believe wisdom is wasted on the old. All you can do is part with it.

Red

Dembe: She deserves the truth.
Red: Watch the road, Dembe.

Man: It must be good to be home again, sir.
Red: Yeah. Well, we'll see about that.

The Blacklist Quotes

You have no idea who you're dealing with, Agent Ressler. You need to stand down.

Secret Service Agent

Did you hear me? I said I need his new name. Give it to me or I'll have the Miami Field Office tear your practice apart faster than you can say tummy tuck.

Liz