The Carrie Diaries

The Carrie Diaries Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 10: "The Long and Winding Road Not Taken"

Mr. Bradshaw: When you turn 17, I'll get you a credit card.
Dorrit: I'd like that in writing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 9: "The Great Unknown"

Dorrit: Don't suck up to me. And don't suck face in front of me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: Just because you caused a problem doesn't mean it doesn't hurt.
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Carrie: I think I know why they call it falling in love...because it feels like falling off a cliff.
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Sebastian: I want you to have all the French fries you want.
Carrie: I think that's the sweetest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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Walt: Does that hurt?
Donna: Yes, but I like pain. It feels so good.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 8: "Hush Hush"

Sebastian: Logistics are for lame asses who don't know what they want. I know what I want.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Maggie: You're gonna chase her to New York? That's like the grandest grand gesture ever.
 • Rating: Unrated

Maggie: Did Donna ask you to have a ménage a trois with the Jens?
Mouse: Technically that's four people so it's an orgy.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: Maybe the reason Cinderella was so happy the shoe fit wasn't because of the prince, it was because of the shoes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mouse: If you're with Donna, it shouldn't matter what Carrie's doing.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: Somehow, no matter how busy I was, I wasn't totally able to forget about Sebastian.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 7: "Caught"

Maggie: Trust me, regret's no fun.
 • Rating: Unrated

George: Are you kidding? Do you know how good you've got it?
Carrie: Yes, I do. And that's why I'm saying goodbye to you George.
 • Rating: Unrated

Sebastian: I think you might need to ask yourself Bradshaw, if you're so into this guy, why were you paying so much attention to me?
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Donna: You two seem like a lovely couple. Your size difference is positively charming.
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Carrie: I just say everything that just comes into my head. The words tumble out like clowns out of a clown car.
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Maggie: What's tragic is someone who can't be alone. I don't have that problem.
 • Rating: Unrated

Carrie: The last thing you want to do is get caught in the cold. That's why it's good to have a hot boyfriend to keep things warm.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 1 Episode 6: "Endgame"

Carrie [to Sebastian]: You can't go back. Choices get made and things happen because of them.
 • Rating: Unrated

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