Yes, my husband left me. That says everything about him and nothing about me.

Riley

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Did you see her? You can crack a walnut in her cleavage.

Taylor

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You just keep your shoulders back, your head high and don't take any crap from anyone.

Georgia

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A guy can't step in for his brother?

Evan

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Let Daddy catch up on his Pawn Stars first.

Dale

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I would think the son of a federal judge would understand the value of discretion.

Riley

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An athlete and a scholar? Where were you when I was 22?

Riley

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Linette: The last thing I want for you is to be that poor girl whose husband ran off.
Riley: Newsflash Momma, I am that girl.

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• Added: April 30, 2012