Is there anything anybody else wants me to handle before I completely lose it?

Riley

Emergency? What did they run out of scented candles?

Linette

Dear Zach, Sorry I yelled at you. Next time don't be such a jerk.

Katie

Let's go give your grandmother a conniption.

Riley

Riley: What are they doing to you in that board room?
Don: Not what you're doing here, that's for sure.

If God had meant woman to be single he would have taught us all how to use a hammer.

Linette

Lacey: Hey, I can keep a secret.
Riley: Yeah, in circulation.

Lacey: What did you drink last night?
Riley: What didn't I?

If we don't change anything, nothing changes.

Georgia

Riley: Too intense?
Lacey: Three phone numbers and your e-mail might have been a bit much.

I wish Daddy would show us some face time.

Katie

I don't know if he's so hot because he's gorgeous or because he can actually do laundry.

Riley