The Closer

The Closer Quotes (Page 2)

Season 7 Episode 20: "Armed Response"

Flynn: Hey guys! Look over here. A pink bra and 12 condoms. Now that's what I call optimism.
 • Rating: Unrated

Provenza: Well, I'm not an attorney like you are, but we found the guy lying in the street with his face blown away so, yeah, I'm comfortable calling it murder.
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Flynn: We still gonna take this case?
Provenza: I'm up, I'm dressed, I'm making time and a half. Let's go.
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Season 7 Episode 19: "Last Rites"

Brenda: FRITZ!!!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sanchez: God sees everything.
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Raydor: At one time he may have been your friend, and at some time maybe something more, but he's also your boss and he's demanding that you recognize his authority.
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Provenza: Bless me father, for I have done nothing but watch pornos.
Flynn: Yeah, I guess it goes with the wine coolers.
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Flynn: Well, I guess we can all stop wondering if the Pope's Catholic.
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Provenza: Murdered priest in a grade school parking lot.
Flynn: Makes me think bad things.
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Season 7 Episode 18: "Drug Fiend"

Raydor: Imagine what we would do with a man like this if we didn't know he had an attorney coming.
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Flynn: Wanna see the face of a mass murder, Captain? Take a look.
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Brenda: I may not have done right by everyone in my life, but I have always given my professional best to Will.
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Brenda: Well it's nice to know you and Commander Taylor are runnin' interference for me.
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Raydor: I'm now supposed to inform the DA's office every time Major Crimes rolls out for a homicide.
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Provenza: You're dating a lawyer?
Gabriel: Who I met in church.
Provenza: And that's supposed to make it better?
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Flynn: You consider treating cancer patients business.
Dr. Parr: Excuse me? And you wear that badge for free?
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Gabriel: The only thing you have ever done to upset my mother is when she told you you rinse the dishes off too much before putting them into the dishwasher.
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Brenda: I'm not looking for a decent human being, I'm looking for a great doctor and you're it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 7 Episode 17: "Fool's Gold"

Raydor: I find that good relationships sometimes are based on what we are willing to overlook.
 • Rating: Unrated

Flynn: Hey Chief! Good news. Frank dropped the kids off at the pool.
Brenda: What does that mean?
Flynn: No sign of Clyde yet, but we're so close to Bonnie we can smell it.
 • Rating: Unrated

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