My dad was never a good lawyer. I just always thought he was a good lawyer.


It's all bong water under the bridge.


Katie: I'd rather stay in L.A.
Susan: I'd rather you hadn't slept with my husband.

Mr. Branford: You're fishing.
Beth: I prefer hunting. It seems less leisurely.

Liam: There's not gonna be any more kissing today.
Beth: Do I even wanna know?
Liam: No.

I'm the knight in shining armor and you've reduced me to a guy in a suit showing spreadsheets.


We are lawyers. We make stuff up all the time.


If that weed is yours, it explains the universal popularity of your brownies.


Is it a crime to care about the planet?

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