The Deep End

The Deep End Quotes

Episode 2: "Where There's Smoke"

Beth: My dad was never a good lawyer. I just always thought he was a good lawyer.
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Malcolm: It's all bong water under the bridge.
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Katie: I'd rather stay in L.A.
Susan: I'd rather you hadn't slept with my husband.
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Mr. Branford: You're fishing.
Beth: I prefer hunting. It seems less leisurely.
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Liam: There's not gonna be any more kissing today.
Beth: Do I even wanna know?
Liam: No.
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Cliff: I'm the knight in shining armor and you've reduced me to a guy in a suit showing spreadsheets.
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Cliff: We are lawyers. We make stuff up all the time.
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Liam: If that weed is yours, it explains the universal popularity of your brownies.
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Addy: Is it a crime to care about the planet?
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Cliff: Beth is here because she's a good lawyer. I think it's pathetic that you think otherwise.
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Liam: My first kiss was perfect. I'm just waiting for the one that beats it.
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Addy: Law firms are like anything else. You get what you pay for. Sterling is expensive.
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Addy: I'm half-naked here.
Liam: Relax. I've seen hers and you're like a sister.
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Beth: I wouldn't waste my time sucking... I would, however, waste a little time getting a new shirt. You're wearing a dish rag.
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Dylan: I was just standing here. Didn't hear anything.
Susan: How gallant of you.
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Episode 1: "Pilot"

Dylan: Are we supposed to love this job or hate it?
Addy: Both.
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Rowdy: A man doesn't choose the moment. The moment chooses the man.
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Hart: It's what we do in the worst of times that tells the world who we really are.
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Susan: My husband is also your boss. Cross that line again and I'll be the one to fire you.
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Dylan: I have to go make a six-year old choose between his mother and his grandmother.
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