My dad was never a good lawyer. I just always thought he was a good lawyer.

Beth

It's all bong water under the bridge.

Malcolm

Katie: I'd rather stay in L.A.
Susan: I'd rather you hadn't slept with my husband.

Mr. Branford: You're fishing.
Beth: I prefer hunting. It seems less leisurely.

Liam: There's not gonna be any more kissing today.
Beth: Do I even wanna know?
Liam: No.

I'm the knight in shining armor and you've reduced me to a guy in a suit showing spreadsheets.

Cliff

We are lawyers. We make stuff up all the time.

Cliff

If that weed is yours, it explains the universal popularity of your brownies.

Liam

Is it a crime to care about the planet?

Addy
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