The Defenders Quotes
Guy touches you inappropriately, refuses to pay, attacks you, and then you get charged. Why are men such pigs? Never mind. I know why. It's because they don't respect women. It comes from not cherishing their mothers.
Pete
Why do they even give you China when you get married? You never use it. When you get divorced, you get half of it. And you don't use that.
Nick
Nick: What was that math again?
Pete: You hide 10 miles out of town, you're innocent; 75 miles, there's a body in your trunk.
Zoe, you work for me! Not for him. I'm the one that signs the checks!
Nick
Pete: Let me give you some advice.
Nick: I don't need advice. I'm not 12 years old. I know how to date.
Pete: When was the last date you went on? Your senior prom with Jess?
Pete: Women want you to open doors, pay for dinner, and take charge.
Nick: Pete that is so sexist!
Pete: Look at that. Looks good right?
Nick: Not on your girly skinny fingers. Give me that or I'll go "Ditka" on you.
Pete: You know what Nicky? I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
Nick: It's always beautiful when you're buying.
Pete: You arrive 6 million down, chained to a child molester; you leave debt free on a private luxury jet.
Nick: Yeah, only in Vegas. In the end, everybody wins. Which reminds me partner, you owe me 250 bucks.
Pete: You're a good man, Nicky. If I ever need a lawyer, I'm calling you.
Nick: If? How about you pay me for the last time you needed a lawyer. Pay your bills Kaczmarek!
Pete: A thinner Nick is an angry Nick.
Nick: I am not angry!
Pete: You're hungry. Go eat something!
Pete: You're a big dude, Nick. A lot of girls love big guys.
Nick: Yeah, big girls!
