Max: I'm fine, I don't need you to mother me.
Tom: Is that what I'm doing? Cuz that's gonna put a serious damper on our sex life.
Max: I think the bitch with a two by four already took care of that.

I'm not sure what's more troubling, that you're talking to Joe Carroll or that you're quoting him


I'm not a trick pony. I'm not just here to do your bidding, at least not without a little foreplay first.


Mike: I'm sorry.
Max: What are you more sorry about? That I was beat to hell or that Mark got away?

The shark is supposed to stay beneath the water.


Duncan: Few folks know the joy of smoked human flesh.
Daisy: Wait, this isn't-
Duncan: Oh damn girl it's a joke.
Daisy: Your sense of humor sucks.

Ryan: I hope you feel better than you look.
Max: Not really.

Do I need to remind you Ryan? When I die, you die.


Oh wow, are you slow? Lady, you're already dead. It's really just a matter of how bad it's gonna hurt.


Forgot to mention this place doubles as our secret clubhouse.


Mike: It was real.
Max: Real or not, nothing has changed. You chose hunting Mark over me and you would do it again, wouldn't you?

Ryan: Is there something you want to ask me, doc?
Gwen: No, but there's something I want you to know. You can tell me anything. I can handle it.
Ryan: I know, and if there was something to tell you I would, but there's not, okay?

The Following Quotes

Joey: Why is my dad such a bad man?
Emma: Maybe, he's not so bad. Maybe we just don't understand him.

Joe: Was he good? The sex? Did your body quiver to his every touch?
Claire: Yes. It did.