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Carlos: Wow, [after opening Jim's gift] they're amazing. Thanks.
Jim: No, thank you Carlos for always having my back. Since the day I got here, you've always been my best man.

Callie: Three years ago I gave you a shot in the ass.
Jim: Now you're stuck with one.

Jim: I know how hard you worked on this wedding and if a couple of people can't be here,
Callie: No, half of the wedding, including my mom.
Jim: Just remember this is our day and if anyone else shows up its just gravy.

Jim: You guys don't mess around.
Tony: My job is to keep people from becoming your job.

The hazard tells me that one thing for sure, whoever shot and killed our victim wasn't playing around.

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