The Good Guys

The Good Guys Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 4: "The Dim Knight"

Dan: Look at his face, it's got "yeah, sure, I'll be the wife" written all over it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dan: Before we go in there, I want you to know I respect you.
Jack: Thanks... oh yeah. Right. You, too.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dan: Women are like kittens. They just wanna be taken care of.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: If this guy is trying to take over the south Dallas drug trade, there's one better to handle it than me. And maybe also Dan.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 2: "Bait and Switch"

Dan: It's like your the computer machine whisperer.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: Sounds to me like quid pro, no quo. I want my quo.
 • Rating: 4.9 / 5.0

Dan: You don't celebrate a bust with a ladyfriend, you celebrate it with your partner.
Jack: You do know we're not life partners, right?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dan: It doesn't matter what her name is, you're never gonna see her naked.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dan: We gotta get some medicine for the computer machine!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jack: You think it's a sign when the check-out lady asks paper or plastic.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Dan: After she took your manhood, where did she put it? Did she put it in a jar or something?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

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