The Good Wife

The Good Wife Season 3 Quotes

Season 3 Episode 17: "Long Way Home"

Cary: I want to be clear that we did not have sex in your office.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Diane: Unfortunately the court does not recognize the doctrine of Immaculate conception.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alicia: The law is an odd thing.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Peter: I'm not going to let this office devolve into a frat house.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Alicia: He's good. If I had stock I might even vote for him.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Diane: Can you guarantee he won't kill anyone in the next five minutes?
 • Rating: Unrated

Sweeney: Others may find your cynicism bracing, Mrs Florek but I find it charming.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 3 Episode 8: "Death Row Trip"

Dana: I am not a lesbian.
Cary: I know a lot of people who weren't anything until they met Kalinda.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Eli: You fellating Santa. I have to be blunt, sir, because that's how TMZ is gonna report it, Fox is gonna repeat it, and Jon Stewart is gonna finish it. 'Here. Comes. Santa.'
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 3 Episode 7: "Executive Order 13224"

Will: You're pitiful. Get a pair of balls and throw a punch.
 • Rating: 4.8 / 5.0

Childs: On what grounds?
Judge: On the grounds of how else will I spend my Thursday afternoon if the three of you aren't here.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Cary: I don't even think you have a new job. You're just like one of those mom's who lies about being pregnant.
Dana: That happens a lot in your experience?
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Will: You poked the bear. I asked you not to poke the bear.
Diane: Would you stop with the bear talk.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Judge: I thought you Feds were on some sort of a budget crunch. I get two of you?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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