Favorite The League Quotes
Taco: What the hell's "M.L.A"?
Kevin: It means "Mouth Like Anus."
I'm gonna install a safe word, so that if I ever feel uncomfortable during the game, I'm gonna say 'Fidelio,' and you guys will know what to do.Andre
She looks like she belongs on a beer poster, and I look like the guy who makes you answer riddles before you cross a bridge.Ruxin
Taco: I don't think he's seen that movie! He wouldn't be yelling that if he had.
Pete: Taco, you have three girlfriends already!
Taco: I need a back-up! People die all the time! A month ago, I had four girlfriends! Rest in peace, Oksana. Goddamn that mountain lion.
Next time, jerk off in your van like a gentleman.Taco
Taco: I can feel your penis on the back of my head.
Rafi: That's a war-boner, man.
These birthday parties are the worst. You are stuck talking to people that you have nothing in common with except that you had unprotected sex at the same time.Kevin
Gail: You really messed this up. You could have had sex with the most pathetic, insecure, desperate woman you've ever met! I would have let you put me in a cage!
Rafi: I have a cage!
Gail: Have fun in your cage--alone!
The S.A.T.s are culturally biased. That's why I got high and rode a snowmobile through a mall instead of taking them.Taco
Taco: Kevin, can I use your TV to play Sega Genesis? I just got 'Joel Madden Football,' and I'm getting good at it.
Ruxin: 'Joel Madden Football'?
Taco: Yeah, he's the drummer of Good Charlotte. I guess he just really likes football or something.
It smelled like Nick Nolte and Gary Busey were doing squats in there.Ruxin