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Taco: What the hell's "M.L.A"?
Kevin: It means "Mouth Like Anus."

It smelled like Nick Nolte and Gary Busey were doing squats in there.

Ruxin

Gail: You really messed this up. You could have had sex with the most pathetic, insecure, desperate woman you've ever met! I would have let you put me in a cage!
Rafi: I have a cage!
Gail: Have fun in your cage--alone!

Next time, jerk off in your van like a gentleman.

Taco

Pete: Taco, you have three girlfriends already!
Taco: I need a back-up! People die all the time! A month ago, I had four girlfriends! Rest in peace, Oksana. Goddamn that mountain lion.

We're brothers! It's weird if I DON'T sit on your lap!

Taco

The S.A.T.s are culturally biased. That's why I got high and rode a snowmobile through a mall instead of taking them.

Taco

She looks like she belongs on a beer poster, and I look like the guy who makes you answer riddles before you cross a bridge.

Ruxin

Nobody can love Andre the way that we can love Andre, and we cannot stand Andre.

Ruxin
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