Favorite The League Quotes
Ruxin: Do you know how to read?
Rafi: I get by, alright?
Ruxin: What do you know?
Rafi: You know, like, red means 'stop.'
Ruxin: Great.
Rafi: Green means 'go.'
Ruxin: Good.
Rafi: Yellow is the other one.
If I was bald, I couldn't have lice, because lice are in my clear hair!
Andre
Ruxin: I hate this! I thought dumb people were supposed to be happy!
Taco: It's complicated.
My brain just feels like one of those Gymborees filled with fun balls, and there's kids pissing all over the place right now.
Ruxin
Both of those homophobic quips were on the tip of my tongue!
Ruxin
You guys ever been Wonderlic-ed?
Taco
Kevin: In the middle of the meeting, I realized--there's really nothing that a judge does that a fantasy commissioner doesn't.
Jenny: Except for sentencing people to prison.
Andre: Guys, I'm not bald. Look, I have, like, very, you know, thin, like, clear hair.
Pete: So these are basically like those clear friends you played with growing up?
Ruxin: Or like that clear girlfriend you had at camp that let you finger her in the water ski shack?
Treat me with the respect that you treat these Zubaz!
Jenny
