Popular The League Quotes
I got two tickets to Salad-ise!
Andre
Next time, jerk off in your van like a gentleman.
Taco
It's like listening to Kevin and Jenny have sex. Two minutes of silence, and then tears.
Taco
She looks like she belongs on a beer poster, and I look like the guy who makes you answer riddles before you cross a bridge.
Ruxin
I love this place, it is awesome! It's right down the street from the dog grooming van where I get my hair cut. And I don't need wi-fi, because my neighbors have sex all the time and I can see them.
Taco
My defenses are looking weaker than a drunk single girl in her thirties at her little sister's wedding.
Ruxin
We're brothers! It's weird if I DON'T sit on your lap!
Taco
Where do you put Chalupa Batman to bed? In the pantry or the freezer section?
Ruxin
Mash-ups are my specialty. I've been called the Girl Talk of the floral world.
Lane
So it could be Alzheimer's OR adultery.
Kevin
Ruxin: Are you on bath salts right now?
Rafi: Oh yeah, big time.
Kevin: You trade-roofied me!
Andre: I didn't come here to have my character assassinated, like Lincoln at the end of the movie--spoiler alert!
