The League Quotes
I'm gonna install a safe word, so that if I ever feel uncomfortable during the game, I'm gonna say 'Fidelio,' and you guys will know what to do.
Andre
Jenny: You were treating me like a lady!
Frank 'The Body' Gibiatti: And I watch ladies pee!
Tug: He watches every lady pee!
Frank: Not every lady.
Tug: That's the only way he can get hard!
We're working out with jizz, holmes!
Frank 'The Body' Gibiatti
Jim McMahon: What are you, high?
Taco: Yeah, but that's got nothing to do with this.
Treat me with the respect that you treat these Zubaz!
Jenny
The S.A.T.s are culturally biased. That's why I got high and rode a snowmobile through a mall instead of taking them.
Taco
Andre: Guys, I'm not bald. Look, I have, like, very, you know, thin, like, clear hair.
Pete: So these are basically like those clear friends you played with growing up?
Ruxin: Or like that clear girlfriend you had at camp that let you finger her in the water ski shack?
Kevin: In the middle of the meeting, I realized--there's really nothing that a judge does that a fantasy commissioner doesn't.
Jenny: Except for sentencing people to prison.
You guys ever been Wonderlic-ed?
Taco
Both of those homophobic quips were on the tip of my tongue!
Ruxin
My brain just feels like one of those Gymborees filled with fun balls, and there's kids pissing all over the place right now.
Ruxin
Ruxin: I hate this! I thought dumb people were supposed to be happy!
Taco: It's complicated.
