The League

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Darren sproles on the league s6e3

All women love "The Bachelor." This is like having a bunch of homeless Chris Harrisons!

Andre

Gina: Don't you just love bum fights?
Pete: Of course I love bum fights! Who doesn't love a good bum fight?

Pete: I'm just focused on the hate-date.
Jenny: I don't know, Pete.
Andre: What about those flowers you got her?
Pete: They were hate flowers.
Andre: And the poem you wrote her?
Pete: Hate poem.

Taco: You can lead a horse to horse-c*ck, but you can't make him eat it.
Ruxin: That is not a Chinese proverb.
Taco: That's what it said on my fortune scrotum!

Andre: Gina, you look absolutely stunning tonight.
Gina: Thank you, although it's not really a compliment coming from you, because you look like you run the jerk-off stand at a Romanian sex circus.

Remember--his weak spot is his d*ck!

Rafi

It smelled like Nick Nolte and Gary Busey were doing squats in there.

Ruxin

Kevin: You trade-roofied me!
Andre: I didn't come here to have my character assassinated, like Lincoln at the end of the movie--spoiler alert!

Ruxin: Are you on bath salts right now?
Rafi: Oh yeah, big time.

So it could be Alzheimer's OR adultery.

Kevin

Mash-ups are my specialty. I've been called the Girl Talk of the floral world.

Lane

Where do you put Chalupa Batman to bed? In the pantry or the freezer section?

Ruxin
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The League Quotes

Rafi: Gattaca!
Taco: I don't think he's seen that movie! He wouldn't be yelling that if he had.

Taco: What the hell's "M.L.A"?
Kevin: It means "Mouth Like Anus."

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