The Mentalist Quotes
Lisbon: Its funny how well you two got along.
Jane: Well, I have the same amount of trouble with those pesky quantum lords.
Oliver: He's not my dad. He's a cyber clone sent by the Galactic quantum lords.
Jane: Oh them. They are always up to something shady.
You should tell the truth, it is easier to remember.
Cho
Jane: Enough Mr. Tolman. Tell me the truth or I will pop ya.
Annika: Don't even think about it.
Jane: It's soft. It's just a hand. Just a hand.
Tolman: Annika, put the gun down.
Lisbon: Why do you have an armed body guard, Mr. Bundte?
You never watch movies? That's how the bad guys do it.
Alec
We are like the FBI only more conveniently located.
Cho
Games are for people with too much time on their hands.
Cho
What's going on with you? Couldn't sit down, can't stay still. Guilty conscious?
Jane
What can I say, I always had a thing for the smart guys.
Daphne
Van Pelt: I hate clowns.
Lisbon: Get in line.
(Looks at all the clowns) At least they are all crying on the inside.
Jane
Jane: Did the killer take the finger?
Cho: Looks that way.